Omg that paragraph is sooo epic I cant stop reading it :D

Dallas: Oh come on! When has this house ever been passed onto the gorgeous one of the lot? Mom got it because she's flippin' nuts, Grandma Mercy got it because she looked different to every other Lune, Great-Grandma Viva got it because she was an evil clone of her mother, and Great-Great-Grandma Kelita got it because she was viciously evil. Wake up and smell Mom's garbage monster, Sydney. Never does the house go to a Pandora, or a Lolly, or a Lait, the pretty ones always take backseat to the drama and insanity.

Lol GOOO DALLAS :D And what a amazing chapter :D

omigod i know!! when i read that i was like, "oooo dallas is one fiesty (rude but truthful) girl!" i LOVED that statement too 8D

Agreeing here!